General appearance
It's been pointed out to me that one's first reaction to what I think is a soothing blue web page is, "Oh now, now I've gone into the darkness of Hell!" What are the opinions of my wonderful audience on this matter? Hvað finnst þér um útlit vef síðunar? Finnst þér of dökk eða tómleg?
posted by Our Hero, at 5:39 PM
4 Comments:
I like the new blog and the new color is fine with me. Think if it as the depths of the ocean not the pits of hell.
Thank god I’m not the only one. I feared I was loosing my mind. When I first clicked on the link to your new blog the hair on the back of my neck stood on end. As the darkness of the page descended upon me I could feel a malevolence pouring out at me, hating me because I dared to be alive. I could feel my soul, my very life essence, being drained out of me. I knew then, just as surely as I know my own name that I was gazing not just into hell but into its deepest darkest pit. More than anything I wanted to look away. I would have scratched out my own eyes if only I could summon the strength. Unfortunately I couldn’t even move. I sat there transfixed, starting at my monitor for I don’t know how long.
Luckily my wife eventually came into the room to see what was taking me so long. She took one look at me, near lifeless, my cheeks sunken, my skin waxen, my hair gone grey in a matter of hours, and knew that something was dreadfully wrong. Thinking quickly she pulled the plug of my computer out of the wall. As the monitor went blank I could hear HIM shouting out in frustrated rage. I can hear it now as I fear I’ll hear it for the rest of my life.
“Noooo! Don’t go!”
I’m sorry, but no, I don’t think it is soothing nor does it remind me of the ocean depths. I beg of you. Take it down before anyone else’s life is destroyed as mine surely is.
Of course, that's from the guy who lives in the a neighboring country to where the movie "The Ring" was written! Paul, just for you, I may switch to the black template!
Heh heh.
Darkblog!
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